Help and Healing

As we have said before, many of us have different beliefs and religions as well is this most wonderful cult. But I believe that there are no real sins in navelism, as others might disagree. What I do believe is that often when you have neglected or overused or undervalued your bellybutton, the core of yourself, you life may take a downturn, emotionally or physically, since and undernourished or underdeveloped bellybutton has no self-worth and cannot sustain happiness. If you have any problems in daily life, aches or pains, feel free to comment and one of our priests would be happy to help you. we prefer to keep these conversations public, so there will be remedies and cures for others like you.

thank you, and may punang bless you.

-Maganda Gabi

worship

so, how do you worship as a navelist? well, actually its very simple. all you have to do is tell your bellybutton you love him/her and tickle him/her. thats it. depending on the bellybutton, you may have to do more extensive tickling. the idea is that your bellybutton is happy. if your bellybutton is happy, you're ok by us.

Happiness Through Navels

Hello. I am the most recent Navelist writer on this blog. My comrades, who navelized/were navelized with me, have requested I post here.

Navelism's center is to ensure the full happiness which comes from the full happiness of the bellybutton. Only through this can one be entirely happy and well. This is because the navel is the core of our emotional and physical stability. This is often unrecognized because of its extreme delicacy in terms of uplifting your mood, and because propaganda in today's society makes the bellybutton to be a silly joke rather than a holy point in our bodies.

Playing with your bellybutton, and making it smile, is perfectly fine, in fact, it is suggested that you do so, for it brings out the best in yourself. Talking to your bellybutton, seriously, conversationally, but with a light heart can also increase your insightfulness and day. 

-makalakalak