Bellybutton drumming

If you were looking for ways to spend time with your bellybutton, consider musical entertainment. Bellybuttons, like other holy existences, love music. You could drum your fingers on your bellybutton and listen to the lovely different sounds you make together. Bellybutton smile! Or, you might want to HUM to your lovely bellybutton. (If you are not the rhythmic type). Hum any old tune or happiness, or sadness if needed, so your music can portray emotion for you and your bellybutton to share. Bellybuttons of course already know how you're feeling, but to communicate it is an act of love and attention.

Another thought we would like to share with you, is the worshiping of the bellybutton in media. All around the world and in all sorts of forms of art from poetry to music to pictures, the bellybutton is projected into our lives. For example, there is a one sweet little haiku that we would like to share with you:

A discovery!

On my frog's smooth green belly

there sits no button. 

- Yaku

That is somebody's outlook on someone's sacred bellybutton, or a frog's lack thereof. Now stop for a moment. Isn't that sad? Poor creatures of the earth, left to live life without bellybuttons. Maybe they have offended Punang. So they have no bellybutton. Remember to always be thankful for your bellybutton, and to always be good in your heart and bellybutton. May your bellybutton be happy.

-Maganda Gabi and Makalakalak

i did a bad thing

Hi.
I am here to confess something that i did to my bellybutton in a state of hyperness.
It was wrong.
I am sorry.
I put blue toothpaste in my bellybutton. and i have pictures of the incident on my fone. i feel bad, but my bellybutton did find the incident happy - i know this because it made me laugh. my bellybutton i mean. not the toothpaste inside it.
I AM SORRY FELLOW NAVELISTS. I AM SORRY BEEBEE. I AM SORRY MAGANDA GABI.